Brace yourself....
First off, HAPPY EASTER! My Neighbor is the best & made me a delicious plate, & homemade cookies.... I ate all 6 in one day 😂 Secondly, thanks to my new readers! Hope y'all are getting a good laugh. I was originally going to tell the store of "Ash, that guy you're with broke our mirror" But, in light of recent encounters I have to get these out there, they are just sooooo out there!! These took place in less than 48 hours of each other, it was all via bumble/ snap chat messaging We shall call him Pretty Boy( PB ): We were texting for about an hour, the normal "get to know you" text.... in which I learned he doesn't eat meat, well fuck, we've been here before STRIKE 1 So we decide to play "truth or dare/ aka just truth" the questioned were as followed me: whats the worst thing you've done ethically or legally PB : I cheated on my gf of 5 years (within the 1st year of dating) STRIKE 2 (chea...








