wait, you don't like what??

Well John Wayne did know his shit!

Next up.... Mr. Band of Blue or we'll just call him BOB

Now this one started out weird.... I should have known..  it was a Wednesday and Kel and I had made dinner, had some drinks and we're watching PLL (Pretty Little Liars -for those who don't know)

Well BOB sends me a message asking if I want to meet up for drinks because he's in the area..... now we lived in Franklin.... so I'm thinking the area is cool springs, or closer. Naturally, since I've had a few, I say sure. To which he response with....ok cool I'm in Nippers Corner I'll see you soon!

WTF...if you know the area..... Nippers Corner is closer to Nashville not Franklin..... Nevertheless, I agree to meet him.

Remember, it's a Wednesday evening... roughly 8pm-by the time he'll be in the area so he says let's meet at Starbucks..... well not my 1st choice, but it's close etc. so I tell Kels if I don't come back I'll be there..... we meet up....and wait for it... IT'S CLOSED.... 

NO SHIT, it's a weekday night!- Now he's like ...oh it's ok.. I don't like coffee anyways...hello RED FLAG 1

                                                 

Typical me replies with.... then why the fuck would we meet for coffee!???!?!?  "oh, well I was gonna get tea...even though I don't really drink tea."   WHAT THE!!!! 

Well, BOB, since they are closed, now what?  The area around us had Mexican a hop skip away...but no he suggests iHOP.. I'm like ok... what are you going to get there, you don't drink coffee...or tea.... "NO let's go to MEXICAN I've already been drinking..."  Oh, ok.... so wait for REG FLAG 2.... HE DOES NOT DRINK!

COME ON MAN!!!!  My profile literally reads:

I drink-I don't smoke-I'm an extrovert to the max-I cuss like a sailor. So how in the hell would you even consider me?

SO NOW WHAT??? I order a beer, he gets water.... conversation is far from it, I am making fun of him the ENTIRE TIME, solely based on who he is... we had absolutely nothing in common  my exact words 99% of the conversation were:

"You don't do the 4 things I do everyday!!!! 1. Drink Coffee 2. Drink Alcohol 3. Eat/think about meat 4. Swear    and to really top it off... HE DID NOT LIKE SPORTS!!!" 

                                         

I'm sorry but are you even a MAN??? Here are his cliff notes:

-member of the band of blue at mtsu

-psych major

-vegetarian

-no alcohol

-no coffee/tea

-doesn't like sports

-use to be super overweight, so is careful what he eats-  but ate an entire basket of chips and salsa in seconds!!!

and the cherry on top, which he probably wouldn't eat, he orders an.......

 ORANGE JUICE!!!!!!!! WHAT???? We are at MEXICAN and you order OJ!! The only reason OJ should be in a cup, while out, is if there's alcohol in it.

To make it better, it comes in a to go cup/ aka a sippy cup! Excuse me, is there pulp in here!!!! This is a nightmare, thank God they are closing and we need to leave.


So, we are saying our byes at the car and the following goes down:

so want to do this again sometime?
Dude, I literally made fun of you the whole time! That's completely up to you.

Fast forward to a week or less later, I am in Portland visiting my brother and I get a text.... its BOB.... seeing how I am and if I want to hang out!?!?!?!?!?! I then proceed to tell my brother what happened and he's like.... it's your fault you left it open... come on.... who in their right mind would want to see someone that practically belittled them 30 minutes straight. Which, I am not one to be that way....but I just couldn't get over it.

So, lets be real...this was never going to work out. I hope he found his vegetarian, introverted music teacher.


Next up on the chronicles...... 

3 Strikes....