Brace yourself....
First off, HAPPY EASTER! My Neighbor is the best & made me a delicious plate, & homemade cookies.... I ate all 6 in one day 😂
Secondly, thanks to my new readers! Hope y'all are getting a good laugh. I was originally going to tell the store of "Ash, that guy you're with broke our mirror" But, in light of recent encounters I have to get these out there, they are just sooooo out there!!
These took place in less than 48 hours of each other, it was all via bumble/ snap chat messaging
- We shall call him Pretty Boy(PB): We were texting for about an hour, the normal "get to know you" text.... in which I learned he doesn't eat meat, well fuck, we've been here before STRIKE 1
- So we decide to play "truth or dare/ aka just truth" the questioned were as followed
- me: whats the worst thing you've done ethically or legally
- PB: I cheated on my gf of 5 years (within the 1st year of dating)
- STRIKE 2 (cheaters never prosper)
- PB: what's the craziest thing you've done sexually.....
- sorry y'all don't get my answer, but his answer 😇
- Well, here comes STRIKE 3
- PB: I gave my roommate head one time
- ME: Umm, a girl roommate?
- PB: No, a guy.
- Now, I'm sure by now you're saying to yourself, WTF.... I sure was...
- ME: So uh.... did he finish??? I didn't want to know the answer, I HAD to know the answer
- PB: Yeah, he did.
- ME: oh...okay....so uh...would you consider yourself bi-sexual?
- PB: I mean I like woman, but (now this meme will finish his answer)
- yes, you read that right..... he can appreciate a good dick.....
- STRIKE 3!!! WTF
- So, I simply reply with: That's cool man, I'm not about that sooo
- PB: Well, Good Luck to you out there then.
- sorry, good luck to me...as if I'm the odd one here
- So because I'm sarcastic AF I reply with:
- It's funny you don't eat meat, but you'll suck it.
🙅-CONVERSATION OVER- 🙅
2. Next up, is well..... best described with an image:
- Again, the conversation is normal, I NEVER SAW it coming......
- he decides to ask me if I like doing BUTT STUFF TO GUYS*
- HOW THE HELL DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME...... I reply with.... umm what do you mean, now the following is VERBATIM:
Yeah like you putting really pretty rhinestone anal plugs in my butt, or a strap on with a 9 1/2 inch really realistic dildo that you tie me up and bend me over... that kind of stuff.
- What in the actual FUCK, do you say back to that.....
- ME: Oh, that kinda stuff.... naw man I'm good
- HIS REPLY:
It’s really not as bad as you would think, and all the girls really enjoy it once they get into it. I love feeling in control and when they have me tied up they can do what they want and be 110% in control while I’m tied up and hands behind my back with my face down and ass up they can tease or go hard or whatever they want to do
I FUCKING CAN'T EVEN!!!!! So, I just ignore him from here on, thinking he'll get the hint, NO, THAT WAS NOT THE CASE!!!
I woke up to snap chat pics & videos....explicit videos 😲
I'm just glad I had my sound turned off.
INSTANTLY BLOCKED
3. Now this last one is explained very quickly..... this guy wore a hat in every picture, so I simply ask if he was bald or chose to shave, not like it matters but I was curious.... he tells me he just shaves it bc he likes it....then he says he hasn't shaved in a few days and shares a pic, saying the following "It's a good thing I have money, bc I look bad" he sends the pic, and I jokingly reply, with "ya and a good thing you own a hat" now, if you know me I am very sarcastic, so I really wasn't trying to be rude...he did not know this and says:
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 1-800-273-8255
I do not condone bullying and never have I ever intentionally bullied someone over looks, I was just joking around bc his comment about at least he has money.... needless to say, I apologize and say I'm gonna go to bed now.....
If you're still with me, THANKS!!!! CHEERS to you and your family this Easter weekend, hope everyone was able to enjoy the good days we had..
FEEDBACK, and COMMENTS APPRECIATED....
Next up, the mirror breaker.....
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