He's a grower, not a show'er

*names have been changed... to emojis* 

😷 >>> Was a “doctor” who went to Vanderbilt. We were talking for a few weeks via text when we decided to meet up. The night leading up to the date he texts me.....normal right? What was he doing, just watching some Vandy baseball... what could possibly go wrong?

Everything seems fine, small talk about tomorrows meet up, how the game was going, the typical jargon. Then out of no where..... there it was A DICK PIC...... I mean come on..... WHO DOES THAT..... and who does that out of the blue

Now, I know what your thinking

NOPE, not kidding at all...... so naturally what does one do after receiving such rubbish...

-instantly delete text...... cry.....block him.....run away.....nope........ all i could do was LAUGH.  

I literally laughed out loud in disbelief. I was home alone, my roommate 💃 was out with her best girlfriends, so what did I* do in this situation you ask?

......duh, I group texted EVERYONE of my girlfriends!!! If my eyes had to experience such a site.... so should theirs.

Needless to say.... I replied with WTF..... and you guessed it... we never met.... we actually didn't talk after that for about a month or so.... until I'm at the gym with Kel, we use to crossfit ..... USE*TO*, and I have a text from a number not saved.... the following transcribed 

-Hey, how are you?"  

*who's this

-It's 😷

*oh... why are you texting me?
-I haven't talked to you in a while, just seeing if you want to hang out sometime
*are you kidding me? the last time we were suppose to meet up you sent me a DICK PIC... and then asked for a picture back.....
-I'm really sorry about that, I didn't know what to say after.....

(insert laughter and me sharing this with Kels/whoever was lucky enough to be around us)

*Ya man.....I mean who does that..... bye felicia


(I know this isn't 100% verbatim, but its damn near it)


moral of the story:
At least get 1 date in the books dude before you go sending nudes......

Cheers ya'll....next time on the chronicles......"Girl, I know him...he got raided by the cops for....."