3 strikes you're.... in?

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So, this next guy wasn't just 1 date...it was more a few weeks or so of a mess-dealing w/ a child. We will just call him BBB (baby back bitch)

*****There are some details I will mention, and come on, we are all adults* so I hope you won't judge... and let's be real..... if you do... that's on you. ******

The first time we meet is at Granite City in Cool Springs. First impression BBB was cute, nervous, and well young. I was 27 at the time and he was hardly 23... here I am already at strike 1...

 

This “relationship” would last a few weeks or so- I would go to his work- he was a security driver at Nissan - strike 2-

now, I'm not knocking on being a security guy, but he literally just drove around the campus of Nissan...... We'd hang in the car just talking, and honestly that consisted of, soccer banter, and well, nothing of substance. Consequently, I started to give him a “release” ..... that lasted 5 seconds. NO LIE. I think to myself, damn am I that good, or is he really a little preteen baby?? BBB says that's the best he's had, to which I LAUGHED OUT LOUD-and say really…it was unquestionably 5 secs strike 3

- he should've been out/ but life was crazy I was surrounded by friends getting married, engaged, babies and I know I was just lonely and bored.

So fast forward to a few weeks later and I receive a “omg,omg I think I have an std…… my dick hurts and there is a spot on it….”. Jargon jargon- “ kid relax!” As, I'm telling my pcp about it and saying that I want to get tested to “ease” his* mind - - she just laughs bc she's been my  “therapist” the past few years, and I tell her everything... she's the shit! So, I get checked.... side note.... we NEVER had sex....

so I tell the BBB and he's like but are you sure? I laugh saying…. "really man, I'm reading it from the paper….. and u still don't believe me?" Fucking A!!! I send a picture of it showing all clean. Well, BBB just couldn't “trust” and believe he was going to be okay.

Now he's asking me to show my pcp a pic and all this shit - after about 2 days of this going back and forth I just say "look baby back, I don't know what else to tell you to put u at ease, make you feel better and stop worrying. So either get over it or bye." A few days later I'm telling my roommate I'm blocking his ass from everything!!

Moral of the story- 3 strikes , YOU'RE OUT*

next up on the chronicles....

*rapid round, I'm gonna share some one liners/dates that lasted less than an hour*