2020

It is a crazy time in our world right now, I'm not one to talk about "world problems" so I'll just say this:

THANK YOU TO ALL THE HEALTHCARE WORKERS & FIRST RESPONDERS 

*image of Vanderbilt Hospital employees*

So, here we go.... quick recap these are going to be very free written posts, along with language and adult content, so if you can't handle that: DO NOT CONTINUE!Respectfully🙊


So over the past few years, I dated one guy who, well...... I should have known was going to be a problem 

Well, long story short.... it ended.  Not because of her, she actually ended up sending me a message apologizing for being rude to me and thanked me for taking care of her girls when they were with me.  

What I did get out of it was:

-🙅 Never date someone you meet at a bar by your house

-🙅 Never date someone who drinks a bottle of whiskey a nite

-🙅 Never date someone with crazy debt

-🙅 Never date another guy with the same initials as your college ex 

The guy I dated before that:

-Met on Tinder

-Got drunk and passed out on the first date

-Pissed the bed when he got drunk

-INTROVERT..... I REPEAT INTROVERT... Never will I ever do that again.... Oh wait I did SMH

So ya'll, thanks for joining me again, sit back, grab that drink and enjoy saying to yourself... "OMG. WAIT WHAT. I'M GLAD I'M MARRIED" haha, but really.

CHEERS

Next up on the Chronicles.....